Written By Rick
Ellis, Wednesday, January 10th, 2007
There are TV shows that are bad. There are TV shows that are misguided.
There are even TV shows that shouldn't be on the air.
But every so often, a show premieres which is so strangely bizarre,
so oddly offbeat, that you shuffle back and forth between wanting to
quickly turn off your television, and thinking that you should call
your friends and invite them to take a look.
The new CBS reality series "Armed And Famous" fits that bill, and
after watching the first episode I'm not sure whether to recommend it
or warn you to flee to the nearest bookstore for the evening.
The show takes a motley group of minor celebrities and sends them
to Muncie, Indiana to join the Muncie Police Department. Really. Yes,
I'll wait while you digest this insanely odd premise.
I will give producers credit for assembling a cast that might not
be famous, but is at least diverse. It's not every show that could put
together a group that includes Erik Estrada, Jack Osbourne and LaToya
Jackson. But diverse isn't the same as interesting, which the show proves
quite efficiently during the first half of episode one.
The first part of the premiere follows our cast of under-employed
celebs as they go through a brief round of police training. Most of
the scenes are painfully predictable and not very fun to watch, although
the scene where LaToya speaks with brother Randy is pretty funny. "Muncie?
Why are in Muncie," asks Randy Jackson. "Have you asked Mom or Jermaine
or Tito or Michael about this?"
If you can slog through the first thirty minutes, the show does get
much more entertaining. Once the celebrities begin their tours of duty
with real cops, they're thrown into some unpredictable situations, which
make for a much better experience for the viewers.
The scene most people will be talking about is one involving Estrada,
He and his partner are asked to participate in the raiding of a crack
dealer, and Estrada is stunned to realize the dealer looks to be about
70. He handcuffs the toothless drug dealer, calling her "Sweetheart."
She seems to forget she's headed to jail, and instead joyfully enjoys
the experience of being arrested by the actor who played Ponch on "CHiPs."
"This is the wrong way to meet you, Ponch," she says, smiling and
laughing all the way to jail. "I wouldn't miss" one episode of that
show!"
I'm guessing that even crack Granny wouldn't mind missing an episode
of "Armed and Famous," which is in the end spitfully entertertaining,
but not so much so that I'm tempted to watch again.
"Armed And Famous" premieres on CBS on Wednesday, January 10th,
2007.
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