The Weirdest Songs Of Christmas: Train's 'Shake Up Christmas'

Train is an acquired taste even in the best of circumstances, but hearing Pat Monahan and crew white rap their way through this original holiday tune is enough to give even Santa the urge to down a liter of whiskey and curl up in the corner begging for mercy.

The track was first released in 2010 as part of a Coke holiday commercial and the biggest evil it foisted on the world was that it apparently helped inspire the 2017 Train album "Christmas In Tahoe." 

And how awkwardly, weirdly bad is "Shake Up Christmas?" Here is just a sampling of the song's lyrics:

"There was a story that I was told

And I want to tell the world before I get too old

And don't remember it, so let's December it

And reassemble it, oh yeah"

Oh man, I'm filled with the Christmas spirit now.