Category: Five Best Lines

2013

Whitney
In the episode "Nesting," Alex (Chris D’Elia) convinces Whitney (Whitney Cummings) to celebrate their honeymoon at his parent’s lake house, but they are surprised to be greeted by Alex’s troubled father upon arrival. Wayne (Guest star Dean Norris) reveals to Whitney that the picture perfect marriage between he and Alex’s mother is not as great as everyone believes. In the meantime, Mark (Dan O’Brien), Lily (Zoe Lister-Jones) and Roxanne (Rhea Seehorn) make themselves comfortable in Alex and Whitney’s apartment and discover some weird habits their friends share.

Here are the five best lines from the episode:

"We hung out with his dad, we got in a fight and we didn't have sex. So we are officially married."

--Whitney describes her honeymoon weekend to her friends

"You look like a foreign flag to a nation that no one wants to visit."

--Whitney's description of the outfit Alex wore to an 1980s-themed party

"We're going to have a lot of alone time, so you better bring plenty of extra birth control pills."

--Alex shows he completely misunderstands how birth control works

"Nobody wants your blood, it's full of Splenda and anti-depressants."

--Alex's explanation to Whitney as to why she shouldn't be worried about vampires

"You think that's weird? Alex keeps his porn on Whitney's computer."

--Whitney and Alex's friends complain about how weird their relationship seems to be from the outside