Five Best Lines: 'The Simpsons' - 03/09/2014

In "The Simpsons" episode, "The Man Who Grew Too Much," a surprised Lisa discovers she has common cultural grounds with Sideshow Bob, while Marge gives a sex talk to a teen church group.


"Oh, it's not that hard. Just tell them that God wants them to ignore everything in their bodies that God is making happen."

--Ned Flanders advice to Marge on the best way to teach abstinence to teenagers.




"Now in order to thoroughly explore the issue, I'd like to play the first video that came up in my web browser when I typed in 'GMO + Danger + ?'"

--Principal's Skinner's attempt to discuss the fact that the school cafeteria is serving genetically modified food.




"We haven't had finger puppets in this church since Rev. Brogan was arrested, but I suppose enough time has passed."

--Rev. Lovejoy's response to learning Marge is using finger puppets in her sexual abstinence class.




"I don't plot revenge anymore. It's like love. If it happens, it happens."

--Sideshow Bob answers Lisa concerns that he might be plotting revenge against the Simpson family.




"I don't get it. There are taboos about premarital sex in the Middle East and you don't see those folks getting all violent."

--Lenny's surprise that the members of Marge's abstinence class are rioting in the streets.