Five Best Lines: 'Trophy Wife' - 03/11/2014

In part one of the "Trophy Wife" wedding story arc, when Kate finds Pete’s old wedding videos with Diane and Jackie, she realizes she robbed herself of that special memory by eloping and is now determined to have a redo and plans her dream wedding. Meanwhile, Diane decides to take her relationship with Russ Bradley Morrison public and Jackie struggles to tell Bert she’s dating Sad Steve.

Here are the five best lines from the episode:



"When you've been divorced as many times as I have, your mind goes to a different place when you see you clothes thrown all over the lawn."

--Pete's (Bradley Whitford) relief when he discovers that Kate is merely getting rid of some of his old stuff.




"This is the window in the hallway of the courthouse where they got married. Then we had really huge sandwiches afterwards and I successfully contested a speeding ticket."

--Meg (Natalie Morales) recounts the beauty of Pete and Kate's courthouse civil wedding ceremony.



"Remember...I got that great parking place and then we ate the big sandwiches."

--Pete has some memories of his own about that special day.




"They're going to grill us like the Newlywed Game and the consolation prize is Canada."

--Pete stresses about an upcoming visit from the INS




"You know, for an immigrant you give good advice."

--Diane (Marcia Gay Harden) delivers another back-handed compliment to Kate.