Five Best Lines: 'The Big Bang Theory' - 05/15/2014

In the season seven finale episode "The Status Quo Combustion," Sheldon is forced to confront an uncertain future and considers a major move. Meanwhile, Raj and Emily take it to the next level, and Mrs. Wolowitz’s injury is a major headache for Howard and Bernadette.

Here are the five best lines from the episode:

 

"And I thought me having sex with Emily would be the big news."

--Raj's reaction to hearing Leonard and Penny are now engaged.

 

 

"It isn't like riding a bike. Like, I fell off a few times."

--Raj explains what it was like to have sex after a long dry spell.

 

 

"Sorry I'm late. Our leaf blower broke, so I had to hand-dry my mother-in-law."

--Bernadette's recounting of why she was late leaving home.

 

 

"My plan is to stop at malls and buy what I need. It's called 'living off the land.'"

--Sheldon explains to Leonard how he intends to live during his time alone.

 

 

"No, he looks like a grown man. You've seen 'Freaky Friday.' Sometimes kids end up in big person bodies."

--Leonard disagrees with Penny's assessment that Sheldon is a "grown man."