Five Best Lines: 'The Simpsons' - Sky Police - 03/08/2015

In the episode "Sky Police," Marge’s congregation resorts to gambling in order to collect enough money to repair their church.

Here are the five best lines from the episode:




"Justice has a new name....up."

--Chief Wiggums is pretty happy about his new jet pack




"God doesn't hear MY prayers. If he did, I'd be at home, on the couch...playing video games....in a diaper."

--Bart is not convinced that he should be going to church




"Oh, God gets your prayers. But he just clicks 'delete' without reading them. Like email updates from LinkedIn."

--Homer explains his views on prayer to Bart




"Relax, Marge. If God lets Jews have Sunday on a Saturday, he'll be cool with this."

--Rev. Lovejoy is convinced that God would be okay with card-counting at a casino




"Dear Lord, thank you for granting us the gift of rationalization, to allow us to scheme and swindle so that we might honor you."

--Rev. Lovejoy is thankful that the group's scheme at the casino worked