Five Best Lines: 'The Mindy Project' - 05/07/2013

In the episode "Frat Party," Mindy is distraught after breaking up her boyfriend and find herself at a drunken Frat Party with the college student she's mentoring.

Here are the five best lines from the episode:

"I'm sorry. I'm Italian, we make snap decisions. We've had, like, 70 governments since World War II."

--Danny's explanation for why he fired Morgan

 

"Now I live in a furnished apartment, right across the street from the Holocaust Museum. Oh, but don't worry, it's by the entrance, so people are very happy going in."

--Tom talking up his new single life to Mindy

 

"Sorry, man, we don't need any extra guys here. Especially old ones who will remind drunk girls they have fathers who love them."

--The bouncer at a Frat party

 

"Would you want to come over to my house? We could do something more age-appropriate like listen to NPR or drink Ensure or something like that?"

--Tom's odd approach to hitting on Mindy

 

"You look like a magician with food poisoning."

--Mindy's less-than-gracious description of Chris