Five Best Lines: 'The Simpsons' - 05/19/2013

In the episode "Dangers on a Train," Marge mistakes a swinging Ashley Madison-type website for a Dolly Madison-type cupcake site, not realizing it’s a destination for married people seeking liaisons. On the site, she meets the charming "Ben" (guest voice Seth MacFarlane), who pursues her after they learn they share a love for a "Downton Abbey"-type TV series.
 

"This town has losers like Mexico has headless corpses."

--Selma's warning to Marge about the number of loser single men in Springfield

 

"Well, he keeps falling down a cliff and living, so I guess that's true."

--Marge's response when her cyber-boyfriend Ben tells her Homer must be the luckiest man on Earth

 

"He says shows set during WWI are too sad. Particularly how everyone is always climbing stairs."

--Marge explains why her husband doesn't watch "Upton Rectory"

 

"And what better way to spend it than commemorating the glorious words you said ten years ago: 'For Worse'"

--Homer's explanation to Marge of why she should be spend hours on their tenth anniversary filling his drug prescription

 

"I sell them on the Internet to like-minded people"

--Moe explains why he owns a very life-like shrub suit