Five Best Lines: 'New Girl' - 01/08/2012

The Fox comedy "New Girl" returns with new episodes this week after a brief holiday hiatus. Here are the five best lines from the episode "Cabin," the bulk of which takes place, oddly enough, in a cabin.

"You're dating a stripper, I'm dating a doctor. We're both kind of living the dream."

--Jess sums up their lives to Nick



"There's nothing like the feel of a fire, a fresh-baked cookie and the sweet, sweet taste of crack in your lungs."

--Winston tells Schmidt a fictional tale about his childhood



"I like Angie. It's like riding a poorly-maintained carnival ride."

--Jess's somewhat backhanded compliment about Nick's new girlfriend



"I might ask  the wrong person and get some bad crack. I want the fresh crack, not the stuff that's been lying around all day."

--Schmidt's ill-fated effort to spend some time in the 'hood



"You know, I feel so much better after throwing up in the fire."

--Sam's realization that he probably should not have had so much to drink the night before