Five Best Lines: 'Back In The Game' - 09/25/2013

Maggie Lawson and James Caan return to primetime television in this series about a woman who was an All-Star softball player whose life spiraled out of control with a baby, a lost scholarship and eventually a messy divorce. Now she's doing two things she swore she'd never do again" live with her dad and coach baseball.

Here are the five best lines from the premiere episode of "Back In The Game:"

"Sane people argue the call. They don't pull out their junk in front of little kids."

--Terry Gannon Jr. (Maggie Lawson) explains to her father why she doesn't have fond memories of him attending her little league games.




"What kind of a parent lets their kid come out and embarrass themselves like that? All that kid is going to catch is a beating."

--Dick Slingbaugh's (Ben Koldyke) last words just before he's beaned with a can of soda by Terry (Maggie Lawson)




"Did you know that bullying at our age is linked to compensating for a small penis?"

--Danny Gannon's (Griffin Gluck) attempt to confuse the boy who is trying to bully him




"I once batted against Vida Blue with my Johnson out. He walked me on four straight pitches."

--The "Cannon's" explanation of why he has been known to expose himself during a game




"I like your look. A lot of girls have beauty, but you're not concerned about that. You've got character. And your hair..it's like you were angry when you cut it."

--Dick Slingbaugh's (Ben Koldyke) really pathetic attempt to hit on Terry (Maggie Lawson)