The Josh Duggar Allegations May Be Even Creepier Than You Thought

On Friday, a spokesperson for the Springdale, Arkansas Police Department told the Associated Press that Washington County Juvenile Court Judge Stacy Zimmerman had ordered the department to destroy records covering a nearly decade-old investigation into reality TV star Josh Duggar:

"The judge ordered us yesterday to expunge that record," spokesman Scott Lewis said, adding that similar records are typically kept indefinitely. "As far as the Springdale Police Department is concerned this report doesn't exist."

Judge Zimmerman's office has declined to answer questions about the move, but the court order that requested destruction of the report gives the reason as a request from the victim. More specifically, Thursday's order said one of the victims is still a minor and the records might reveal that victim's identity. If that is indeed the case, than a bit of math homework turns these sexual allegations into an even creepier story than anyone first suspected.

The initial police report was dated 12/7/2006 and stated that the unidentified male (later determined to be Josh Duggar) touched the girls "about 3.5 years ago." Assuming those details are correct, at least some of the alleged actions took place in mid-2003.

The problem is that if the victim who requested the destruction of the police report was still a minor on May 21st of this year, then she has to currently be under the age of 18. Which means she couldn't have been born any earlier than May 22nd, 1997.

And that means at least one of the 2003 victims couldn't have been any older than about six years old.