Jay Leno Cranks Out Two NBC Slams For Friday Night's Monologue

"Tonight Show" host Jay Leno continues his slow-burn public feud with NBC by doing not one, but two jokes at the network's expense during his monologue on Friday night's show.

"Doctors in Canada were shocked after pulling a three-inch knife blade from the back of a 32-year old man. The knife had been in there for three years! Imagine that, the guy had a knife in his back for three years. He must’ve worked at NBC too. I was stunned by that."

"Have you heard about this alleged feud that I’m having with NBC? I think it’s going to be OK. This is real: I had dinner last night with a bunch of NBC executives. To make it up to me, what they did, they are sending my wife and I on an all expenses paid Carnival cruise. How about that? So it looks like it’s going to be OK. Fantastic!"

Maybe I'm prejudiced, but I think my suggested monologue jokes were better.