Inner Voices: What Celebrities Were Really Thinking At The Golden Globe Awards

Even at the less formal awards shows like The Golden Globes, celebrities are always aware that they are being watched carefully. They're cognizant that any ill-advised comment could land on the front pages of every web site in the world. But what are they really thinking? Using new, cutting-edge snark technology, we've been able to tap into the inner voices of some celebrities and hear just what they were thinking during Sunday's broadcast,



"Honestly, I don't think J-Lo's ass looks all that great."

 

"Melissa, if you don't start choosing better movie scripts, I'm going to kill this guy."

"And that's the spot where my movie career went completely off-course."



"Yes, I've had a few beers and now I'm going to have some more."

"So two Jews walk into a bar..."



"I love you, Amy, but that dress makes you look like an Amish stripper."