Five Best Lines: 'Go On' - 03/19/2013

In the episode "Go For The Gold Watch," Ryan’s (Matthew Perry) show is rated #1 but even this new, exalted status does not provide the personal happiness he wants in his life. Lauren (Laura Benanti) explains that happiness comes from within and real joy can only be found by helping others. Ryan attempts to achieve inner happiness by helping Danny (Seth Morris) hook up with Sonia (Sarah Baker) but she fancies the stranger, Carlo (Ben Falcone) instead. Meanwhile Owen (Tyler James Williams) and Anne (Julie White) snoop around the house of the strange Mr. K (Brett Gelman) only to leave more disturbed than when they arrived.

Here are the five best lines from the episode. Well, actually there are only four, but one of them is extra long:

 

"I don't have any more male friends after I lost them all during that horrible night in Kandahar. Yeah, we were all pretty drunk when I mentioned I do a great Nicole Kidman impression. But somewhere between getting naked and tucking my junk between my legs it all went horribly wrong.....war."

--Danny explains why he could use some new friends

 

"In the Army I mastered the ability of playing dead. I never actually used it in combat but it did once get me out of seeing a USO show with Gary Sinese's rock band."

--Danny tries to describe some of his better qualities

 

 

"Wow, Yolanda, way to take a bulletproof joke and shoot it right in the face."

--Mr K's assessment of Yolanda's comedic abilities

 

 

"Stay in there and think about what you did."

--The very odd statement embroidered on a pillow at Mr. K's apartment