Five Best Lines: 'The Goldbergs' - 03/11/2014

In the episode entitled "Lame Gretsky," Adam tries his best at ice hockey and hopes to impress Murray. Likewise, Murray works hard to show he enjoys watching Adam make home movies.  Later, after starting a fight on the ice during a game, Adam gets suspended from playing hockey and admits to Murray his real intentions. Meanwhile, Beverly drives Erica crazy about her S.A.T.s.

Here are the five best lines from the episode:


"There he is, my little ice angel. Remember our rule...the real winner is safety."

--Beverly Goldberg's (Wendi McLendon-Covey) not so inspirational motivation for sports-impaired Adam.



"Of course, what I lacked in strength, I made up for in clumsiness and asthma."

--Adam Goldberg has a pretty good grasp of why he never excelled in hockey.




"It could be underneath a discotheque or next to a fireworks factory. Or in a bad part of Philly, like where your gym teacher got arrested."

--Beverly explains to her daughter Erica (Hayley Orrantia) why she has to be prepared for distractions during her SAT exam.




"For now. But when I force him to play against his will, he'll eventually become great. And then his bitterness towards me will eventually turn into love. That, my friend, is what it means to be a dad."

--Murray Goldberg (Jeff Garlin) outlines why he is forcing his son Adam to play hockey.




"Lie down and don't move? What do you know, I've been an actor my whole life."

--Murray Goldberg takes some acting directions from son Adam.